P. Diddy: Criminal Mastermind

The Los Angeles times has reported that Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs, along with his manager and the late Biggie Smalls were responsible for the murder of one TuPac Shakur back in 1994. It is believed that Comb's label, Bad Boy entertainment, wanted Shakur to sign to the label, but were refused. In act of retaliation, they orchestrated the shooting that resulted in Shakur's death.

Alright...................

Let's forgo the fact that the police are not involved in this and treat it as something plausible for a second. Take a good look at who we're accusing in all this. Look deep people. Do you really think that this man is mentally capable of pulling off such an articulate plan?

The man has no skills for fuck's sake. We've all seen it. He dances like a circus dog, can barely string together words that end in rhymes. These are the basic requirements for being a rap star people. He obviously can't ride a motorcycle, and his music? Dear god. He doesn't sample the works of others, he plagiarizes it. No need for drum loops or sections of orchestra, not when you can lift several measures of someone else's blood and sweat in their entirety and claim it as your own. Lackluster performances over someone else's greatness, that is what the Puff is known for.

Need further proof that the man is inept? One word: Mase. 'Nuff said.

So a man who has proudly bumbled his way into a functional career somehow has the faculties to mastermind an execution? I seriously doubt it. The man is brain lard. Even if his plan was to simply, "Drive past the big black car and shoot at it," I'm still gonna say it's beyond his scope. Murder takes some pretty intense thought processes, the likes of which I'm going to gamble the "Diddy" has not the wherewithal to consider. Time may prove me wrong, but until something more substantial than a news article based on an, "unnamed source" comes around, I'm sticking with my current, "He's dumb as hell" theory.

Now, if you really must know who killed Tupac...........Enter if you dare.