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"I tend to be more forgiving when I go to upscale joints to eat, simply because I realize I'm dealing with lot of items that I may not be used to. Establishments like this are known for getting people who work with unique flavors and taste sensations, to help make them stand out. So, I'm guaranteed to occasionally get something that doesn't immediately connect with me. But I make it a point to work hard, give it a fair shake, and try to be open minded about it.

But if you fuck up a sandwich, you're dead to me."

-Boogie Man Montoya-

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Today's post sounds a little deeper than usual, especially considering it's source is me. Rather than the usual barrel of cynicism and fuckupedness I typically generate, this one could almost sit real nice on a coffee mug.

To answer your question, No I'm not getting soft. I'm still bitchy as can be, and don't see a future where it'll cease. As to why I sound so damned philosophical today, well there's a reasonable explanation: I was in the middle of an argument.

Well, probably not an argument, more of a debate really. Some discussions on morality and the like. And while I'm probably not the best example of clean-spirited living, I do quietly support it. And when people start getting all speak-happy about what they consider to be right, and passing unnecessary judgment upon those who lead a different, but decent life, I tend to start talking. And during one of these "discussions," I let some words slip that I thought sounded pretty darn sharp. So, I leave them with you, the world, to care for. And my apologies for writing stuff with actual meaning, it'll never happen again.

"It's only a sin if you don't learn from it."

-Boogie Man Montoya-

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"I spend a great deal of my life running on the assumption that God has a sense of humor. Here's hoping I'm right."

-Boogie Man Montoya-

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"I have a heart, I swear to God I do. And as soon as I can find the bastard, I'll happily show it to you."

-Boogie Man Montoya-

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Thank you high-dose medication. Your willingness to take a normal human being and fuck them up beyond all repair are both inspirational and heartwarming. It is in your loving arms that I surrender myself.

-Boogie Man Montoya-

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"It isn't fun if you don't live through it."

-Boogie Man Montoya-

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"Grammar is power. Nobody has ever been regarded as a badass for being "tuff."

-Boogie Man Montoya-

Boogie Presents "And I Quote"

One of my favorite time-killing pastimes is to hit up Brainy Quote and browse through the witty quotations of the notable. Nothing helps nourish the ol' perspective like reading something thought provoking by someone a lot more successful than you are.

Well, some notariety has come my way as of late. Been featured on a few podcasts now, and gotten some positive press along the way. The name Boogie Man Montoya is starting to get around. And I figure eventually the world will be calling on me to drop a few dollops of wisdom upon the populace. Natural progression right?

Alright, so maybe the world really doesn't want my poetic gibberish, and I just think it would be really cool to be quoted as saying something that could stand the test of time. Doesn't mean I can't have something useful to say in the meantime dammit.

So out of charity, fun, and the need to stroke my own ego, I am officially introducing the "And I Quote" section of The Boogie Man Speaks. Where I can present to you, my loyal readers, any well-worded wisdom that I think up.

And what wisdom do I have on this inaugural run? Simply the following:


"A man who walks into a room with a dominatrix is a man who knows no fear."

-Boogie Man Montoya-