Paris Hilton Takes On Sarah Palin

Paris Hilton has apparently taken the gloves off and threatened to go mono a mono with the McCain campaign. In an interview with Harper's Bazaar, she took on running mate Sarah Palin by saying to her "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself!” She went on to say, “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?”

Wow, such harsh language. It's surprising this hasn't erupted into a catfight with pantsuits flying onto the back of expensive Mercedes Benz cars. Hilton has finally stepped up to take over where Abbie Hoffman and Huey P. Newton left off. The woman with the cooch seen 'round the world has finally made her stand. Tremble big business and dirty politicians, for soon the blond haired voice of freedom will be standing at your door. Donning military boots, a camo fatigue bikini and fake fingernails painted like little american flags, she will shine the light of truth upon the evils of the world, and she will make corruption fall. She will tell sleaze and greed that it is "not hot" and force them to see the era of their ways. Peace is just around the corner people. Our salvation is finally at hand.

Seriously, do you think Obama supporters can sleep at night knowing that she's on their side?