Jessica Simpson's New Commercial

I just saw a new Macy's commercial featuring my favorite bobble-headed dim-wit Jessica Simpson. The commercial featured some woman getting decked out in odd colored, slightly tawdry garb. Upon exiting the store, she is called upon by the doofus and told, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Then the doofus winks and walks away. End scene.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do she says. Well, this has the potential to be a very big list indeed.
Some of the ones that immediately spring to mind are:

.Date John Mayer
.Learn lyrics before singing them
.Bastardize a classic song to sell a disgusting pizza that looks like toes
.Read a book
.Act


Anyone else want in?